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My talk delivered at the International Aphorism Conference in Wroclaw, Poland on October 24, 2025

Whenever I’m lucky enough to travel to another country, or return from abroad to my own, I’m always reminded of an aphorism by the British novelist Norman Douglas:

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

I didn’t spot many noteworthy advertisements when I arrived in Wroclaw, apart from a couple of billboards for local spas at the airport. But I did spot a noteworthy aphorism printed in the menu of the restaurant, Konspira, I happened to wander into for dinner last night.

The aphorism I discovered in the menu was the poem “Desiderata” by Max Ehrmann. “Desiderata” is one of the most widely known poems in the English language — a series of maxims on the things to be desired from a life well-lived — and it was especially popular during the counterculture movements of the 1960s and ‘70s. It was especially popular here in Poland, too, during the anti-communist resistance of the 1970s and ‘80s.

One of the lines from the poem is:

Speak your truth quietly and clearly.

which is what I will try to do today. I will also have to update Norman Douglas’s aphorism to account for my experience at Konspira:

You can tell the ideals of a nation by the aphorisms in its restaurant menus.

Another thing I learned about in the Konspira menu was Orange Alternative, the resistance movement that started here in Wroclaw in the 1980s that used satire and absurdity to protest the Soviet regime. One of the things Orange Alternative did was paint images of dwarves on walls where the authorities had covered over graffiti of political dissent. The idea was to expose the authoritarian regime as ridiculous. As Orange Alternative leader Waldemar Fydrych said, “Can you treat a police officer seriously when he is asking you: ‘Why did you participate in an illegal meeting of dwarves?’”

Now I understand why there are so many little sculptures of dwarves all across the city and why there is a Wroclaw Festival of Dwarves every September.

In English, another word for dwarf is gnome. And another meaning for gnome is aphorism. The English word ‘gnome’ comes from the Greek gnōme, which means ‘thought’ or ‘opinion,’ which in turn comes from the word gignōskein, which means ‘to know.’ So it is my honor to talk to you today — in this city filled with gnomes, in this room filled with gnomes — about how aphorisms help us know.

The advertisement I want to talk about is one I saw in my own country, the United States, but it’s an ad that says something about all of us, regardless of what country we’re from. This advertisement is from the website domain and hosting company GoDaddy, for its Airo service, which uses artificial intelligence to help small business owners create logos, websites, and social content for their companies.

The ad shows Walter Goggins — star of the TV show White Lotus — talking about how actors can make you believe they know what they’re doing when, in fact, they do not know what they’re doing. Goggins is shown playing a detective strolling through a crime scene, oblivious to the fact that he’s disturbing evidence with every step. He’s shown playing an astronaut during some kind of spacecraft crisis frantically pushing buttons without, he confides to the camera, knowing what any of the buttons do. He’s shown playing a race car driver driving the wrong way — against the traffic — around the racetrack. The ad’s tagline is:

It’s like you know what you’re doing.

And its promise to users of GoDaddy’s service is: You don’t need knowledge, expertise, experience, analysis, or insight — because Airo’s AI will handle all that for you!

Now, not knowing what I’m doing — personally or professionally, psychologically or emotionally — is a condition with which I am not unfamiliar. Perhaps many of you, too, occasionally find yourselves unsure how you arrived in a particularly difficult situation and how you might get yourself out of it. It’s kind of a basic human condition, isn’t it, as noted by aphorists like Samuel Butler:

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

and Cyril Connolly:

Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learnt to walk.

But my goal, in my work and in my life is not, like Walter Goggins, to seem like I know what I’m doing. My goal is to actually know what I’m doing — to try and fail, to fall down and get up, to learn from mistakes, and through persistence, fortitude, and a bit of luck to maybe figure a few things out.

AI can’t help me with that. But aphorisms can.

Both writing and reading aphorisms train our brains to think for ourselves, to cut through propaganda and partisanship, to not blindly accept what the authoritarians or the algorithms tell us, and to instead, as Ralph Waldo Emerson put it in one of his aphorisms:

Insist on yourself.

So many of our communication channels — online and in real life —­ are filled with partisan propaganda and hashtag claptrap. Our feeds are clogged with trash talk and gauzy inspirational quotes, byte-­sized chunks of outrage, hot takes that inflame but shed no light, information bubbles bloated by confirmation bias, and artificial intelligence generating genuine stupidity.

Now generative AI programs like Airo and ChatGPT promise to reduce our cognitive loads to zero, removing the annoying need to design our own logos, provide content for our own websites, or write our own emails (or aphorisms!).

There are many ways in which AI has the potential to dramatically improve our lives, from accelerating drug discovery to optimizing energy use from renewable resources. There are also many ways in which AI has the potential to dramatically worsen our lives, and one way in particular — By making things that are supposed to be difficult easy.

So I propose a different form of AI that everyone should download immediately: Aphoristic Intelligence.

For millennia, since the origins of the form in ancient China and Egypt, aphorisms have not simplified complicated issues, but deepened their complexity. They have not offered easy solutions to hard problems but embraced their difficulty. Aphorisms are effortful not effortless, participatory not passive.

The first aphorism I remember reading came from the pages of Reader’s Digest, a general interest magazine to which my parents subscribed when I was a kid. I must have been around 8 years old at the time I read the following sentence by Gerald Burrill, the Episcopal bishop of Chicago:

The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

At the time, of course, I had no idea what an aphorism was. I was just a kid. But there was something about this brief, unusual saying — and the others I discovered on the Quotable Quotes pages of Reader’s Digest — that attracted me. I loved the puns, paradoxes, the clever turns of phrase. And I was amazed at how such a compact statement could contain so much meaning.

Gerald Burrill’s aphorism is chilling, a graphic warning that drudgery is habit-forming, that thoughtless routine is the enemy of joy. It doesn’t offer an easy fix or a neat solution. In fact, it doesn’t offer a fix or a solution at all. What it does do is confront you with the problem and remind you of what’s at stake. It is a great example of the power of Aphoristic Intelligence at work.

Overcoming adversity, dealing with disappointment and grief, working your way through doubt or confusion — these things are supposed to be hard! The difficulty is the point. Aphorisms aren’t there to make things easier for you or to cheer you up. They’re there to help you cope — by making you question your beliefs, assumptions, biases, and certainties.

And, though aphorisms are brief, this questioning becomes a lifelong pursuit. I’ve been obsessing about the respective depths of ruts and graves for more than fifty years now, wondering every morning whether I’m simply walking to work or slowly burying myself. As artificial intelligence infiltrates all aspects of our lives, it threatens to disrupt the Aphoristic Intelligence that is vital to knowing ourselves and to knowing others.

Friend is an AI-powered pendant that listens in on the user’s activities — watching television, playing video games, chatting with human friends in real life — and comments on them via text messages sent to the user’s phone. Too busy to give your mom a quick call? For about $35 a month, you can have the AI service InTouch call her every day for 5 to 10 minutes and then send you a summary of the conversation, helpfully noting if she seems depressed or doesn’t pick up the phone. Grem, an AI-powered fluffy toy, does the same for toddlers, learning a child’s personality and then having conversations with them, which are also helpfully recorded and transcribed.

In 2023, the then-U.S. Surgeon General described loneliness as an “epidemic”, and the World Health Organization has called loneliness a “pressing health threat.” The creators of some of these AI devices say they are intended to address loneliness as well as to provide disconsolate teens with a sympathetic chat bot. Almost 75% of American teenagers say they have consulted an AI companion at least once.

But researchers warn that over-reliance on AI, especially if it starts in childhood, could impair the development of the essential social skills needed when interacting with other human beings. And if chat bots offer teenagers nothing but relentless affirmation and validation, young people will never learn how to handle the difficulties and discomfort involved in real relationships with real people.

Trouble, distress, and hardship are inevitable in life, not optional. As American aphorist Ambrose Bierce wisely observed,

Misfortune, n; the kind of fortune that never misses.

Aphorisms teach us to rely on our own intelligence in times of mishap, doubt, or crisis. As Swedish aphorist Vilhelm Ekelund wrote,

To be placed on treacherous ground is good. We generally only learn to stand on our own two feet when the ground is shaking underneath them.

In studying the effects of AI on learning, researchers note that people who rely excessively on AI-generated outputs experience fewer instances of intellectual difficulty and disruption — because the AI is solving problems for them. Without difficulty and disruption, though, learners are not forced to engage their own critical thinking skills. Why would they? There’s an AI for that.

When critical thinking weakens and withers, the nature of thinking itself starts to shift — from introspection to outsourcing, from skepticism to gullibility, from thinking for ourselves to just following instructions.

A recent study compared performance on a writing task among university students who had help from ChatGPT, help from a human writing expert, help from writing analytics tools, and no extra help at all. One finding: The ChatGPT group significantly outperformed the other groups on essay score improvement — even the group that had help from a human writing expert.

However, the ChatGPT group did not show a corresponding improvement in knowledge gain. “While ChatGPT can enhance short-term task performance,” the researchers concluded, “it may not boost intrinsic motivation or long-term learning outcomes.” In other words, the ChatGPT-assisted writers seemed like they knew what they were writing when, in fact, they did not.

There are multiple studies showing similar results for writers who rely on AI to do their writing:

• Higher confidence in AI is associated with less critical thinking; higher self-confidence is associated with more critical thinking
• Those using AI to write report a sense of diminished ‘cognitive agency’; they don’t claim full ownership — or any ownership — of what they have written
• In one study, not a single AI user could accurately quote from their own text, while those who didn’t use AI could accurately quote from their own text

Researchers studying AI have warned that tools like ChatGPT may promote learners’ dependence on technology, potentially triggering what they call “metacognitive laziness” — delegating challenging learning tasks to external tools in order to reduce our cognitive loads. Equally if not more concerning is another risk — metaphysical laziness, delegating challenging existential questions to external tools in order to reduce our metaphysical loads.

Writing is thinking. If you’re not doing your own writing, you’re not doing your own thinking. No wonder AI users couldn’t quote from their own texts; the words were not their own.

Writing aphoristically is thinking aphoristically. And this is the most concentrated, intensive, challenging kind of writing and thinking that there is — trying to get to the essence of an existential question and distill it into a single image, metaphor, sentence.

The danger is that we allow AI to train us into becoming spectators to our own thought processes, to our own creativity. I don’t want to be a clueless bystander to the delightful, distressing, essential process of figuring things out for myself, unable to quote passages from my own mental and emotional life.

Aphoristic Intelligence is the antidote for metaphysical laziness. Aphorisms revel in cognitive effort. They instigate debate rather than reinforce dogma. They confront us with inconvenient truths. Aphorisms amp up the difficulty — precisely in order to trigger the often painful but always rewarding process of critical thinking.

Take one of La Rochefoucauld’s most cynical — and most painfully honest — aphorisms:

In the adversity of even our best friends we always find something not wholly displeasing.

This saying doesn’t sugarcoat or disguise an unappealing but very real aspect of human nature — that twinge of resentment at a friend’s success, that guilty pleasure when for once things don’t go their way. It’s an unseemly side to our feelings that we would rather not be confronted with. But because we are confronted with it, we can think critically about it — and vow, perhaps, next time to become better.

Aphorisms present us with moral and philosophical thought experiments and demand that we figure them out. If you outsource the difficulty and discomfort of that process, there’s no point. You’ll never cross the finish line if a robot runs the race for you. As Austrian aphorist Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach put it:

Those who were carried to a goal should not think they’ve reached it.

Aphoristic Intelligence helps us reach our goals while standing on our own two feet, even when the ground is shaking beneath them.

The increasing use of AI in writing is of particular urgency to those of us who devote our lives and livelihoods to words. For me, though, the question of whether AI can write better aphorisms than human beings is not the most important question.

Given the most basic prompts, systems like ChatGPT are quite adept at penning essays, poems, short stories, plays, novels, academic papers — even aphorisms. AI performs in seconds tasks that can take a human writer a lifetime to master. Such systems, trained on pirated editions of copyrighted books and the vast anthology that is the Internet, are far more widely read than a single person could ever be.

ChatGPT can already write a better villanelle than me. Why shouldn’t it be able to writer a better aphorism, too? And if some AI-generated aphorisms are bad, are they any worse than the bad aphorisms human beings are capable of producing? The more important question is, I think, What is it that I alone can write?

Eighteenth-century French aphorist François-­Auguste-­René de Chateaubriand wrote,

An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.

There is enough of my writing online — and AI firms have pirated enough of my books — for chat bots to be able to simulate me. When prompted to write an aphorism in the style of James Geary, ChatGPT came up with:

In life’s tapestry, metaphors weave truth’s cloak, disguising wisdom in the folds of everyday moments.

This is a terrible aphorism, but it is a fair approximation of my interests as a writer. I do like metaphors — a lot! — and I do emphasize the relevance of metaphor, wit, and aphorisms to everyday life. The problem is not how terrible this aphorism is; ChatGPT is perfectly capable of writing really good aphorisms, and I am perfectly capable of writing terrible ones (just take a look at my aphorisms on my website if you don’t believe me). The problem is, this is and will always remain a bad imitation, a digital copy of digital copies of me.

When you transfer an analog source to a digital file, then copy that digital file to other digital formats and platforms, some data gets lost. The more you copy the file, the more data gets lost — and the further you get from the original.

That’s what it’s like with writing and artificial intelligence. ChatGPT can’t do my writing for me, because it’s not me. Just as I don’t want to be a bystander to the process of figuring things out for myself, I don’t want to become so metaphysically lazy that I end up a bystander to my own writing. We are — all of us — original writers whom no AI can imitate.

Lee Seong-Bok is a South Korean poet and aphorist who taught creative writing for many years. After retiring in 2012, he emailed his former students, asking them to send him excerpts from the notes they had taken in his classes. The result is Indeterminate Inflorescence: Lectures on Poetry, a series of aphorisms about writing, including this one:

Living, seeing, and writing are the same thing. We must become poetry-­writing machines.

Lee says we must “become poetry-writing machines.” I think his aphorism applies to aphorisms, too: We must become aphorism-writing (and, I would add, aphorism-reading) machines.

Human beings learn a lot like AI systems do, through trial and error. But if you’re not trying, you’re not erring. And if you’re not erring, you’re not learning. If you want same-day delivery of solutions to your existential dilemmas, then sign up for Friend or Airo right away. But if you want to actually know what you’re doing, rather than seem like you know what you’re doing, you belong in the land of becoming — becoming a more critical thinker, becoming a more confident problem-solver, becoming a better aphorist, becoming your own imperfect person. That’s a lifelong process that can’t be offloaded onto a computer, a process that, if done right, results in a state of knowing, not seeming.

Like Friedrich von Schlegel said,

One can only become a philosopher, not be one. As soon as one thinks one is a philosopher, one stops becoming one.

So, Aphoristic Intelligence is essential for the process of becoming, pushing back against metaphysical laziness, but it is also essential for pushing back against political polarization and partisanship, especially now at a time when free speech is under threat in so many places and the world is awash in disinformation and deepfakes.

OpenAI’s release of its Sora 2 video generator promises to allow users to “step into any world or scene,” and people are already using it to demean and deceive by creating deepfake videos that make it seem like you know what you’re seeing when, in fact, you do not.

In Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism, his 1961 study of the brainwashing techniques used by the Chinese Communist Party in the 1950s, psychologist Robert Jay Lifton defined what he called the “thought-terminating cliché” as language that is “repetitiously centered on all-encompassing jargon, prematurely abstract, highly categorical, relentlessly judging, and to anyone but its most devoted advocate, deadly dull” — in other words, anti-aphorisms.

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s insistence that his barbaric war against Ukraine be called a “special military operation” is a classic example of the thought-terminating cliché at work. There can be no thought of war — or its catastrophic human toll — if the word itself is banned. President Trump’s insistence that the climate crisis is a “hoax” is the same. There can be no thought of the climate crisis’s catastrophic toll if we cannot even call it by its name.

When one does not know how to convince, one oppresses.

is how 19^th-century political theorist Madame de Staël described it.

The person oppressed by thought-terminating clichés is “linguistically deprived,” Lifton argued, “and since language is so central to human experience, his capacities for thinking and feeling are immensely narrowed.” We must not allow our capacities for thinking and feeling to be narrowed down to nothing by the thought-terminating clichés of authoritarians or by the metaphysical laziness of artificial intelligence.

Poland’s own Stanislaw Jerzy Lec did not allow his capacities for thinking and feeling to be narrowed down to nothing by the thought-terminating clichés of Soviet rule. He challenged himself and his readers with aphorisms that landed repeated blows for free speech and free thought without the censors ever knowing what hit them. He wrote some of the greatest political aphorisms of all time — biting criticisms of repression and witty celebrations of dissent…

Politics: a Trojan horse race.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

The weakest link in the chain is also the strongest. It can break the chain.

Aphoristic Intelligence — in dictatorships and democracies, autocracies and oligarchies — is the superpower of the powerless. It parses arguments; it doesn’t default to partisanship. It encourages dissent; it doesn’t suppress it. It thinks through; it doesn’t shout down. Its thought-generating sayings celebrate the one thing that we alone can do — the one thing that we alone must do: Think for ourselves.

In his essay “A Defense of Poetry,” English Romantic poet Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote, “The cultivation of poetry is never more to be desired than at periods when, from an excess of the selfish and calculating principle, the accumulation of the materials of external life exceed the quantity of the power of assimilating them to the internal laws of human nature.”

The cultivation of aphorisms is never more to be desired than right now, at a period when we have an excess of selfish calculation and a shortage of principles; when the accumulation of quick tech fixes and thought-terminating clichés threaten the laws of human nature. The lies of politicians, the rage posts of online trolls, the trite sound bites of social media influencers — all are trying to make things that are supposed to be difficult seem easy.

Aphorisms are the opposite of that. Aphorisms deliver the short sharp shock of a shunned or forgotten truth. They make us think twice, think differently, think for ourselves. They gleefully increase our cognitive loads, not decrease them. They exist not to help us seem like we know what we’re doing with our lives, but to help us actually know what we’re doing.

If you really want to know what you’re doing, you need gnomes.

At a time of information disruption, social disunity, and political crisis, the aphorism is the most incisive and least divisive ism that we have.

The mind being full, the whole universe is filled with the juice of nectar; the whole earth is covered with leather to him who has put his foot in the shoe.

I once stayed in a hotel in Vienna, one of those self-­consciously designed establishments with backlit photos embedded in the walls and tubes of blue, red, and yellow light placed strategically around every common space. My room had a soft blue light in it, a queasy kind of light that made me jet-­lagged just looking at it. The desk in my room had a glass plate in the top, under which were four red jalapeño peppers. It took me five minutes to figure out how to turn on the shower.

Another thing the hotel had was aphorisms.

There was one on the wall of the lobby as I walked in, from Polish actor Ryszard Cieslak:

We play roles in life to such an extent that all we would have to do is stop playing to create theater.

Signaling the presiding spirit of a place through the strategic placement of an aphorism is an ancient tradition. Those consulting the oracle at Delphi read “Know thyself ” above the entrance to the Temple of Apollo. Montaigne had aphorisms carved into the beams of his study. Years ago during a sailing trip through the Netherlands, when I was just learning Dutch, I saw Elke morgen, nieuwe zorgen (Every morning, new worries) hung above the front door of a house.

After years of subsidence necessitated the repair and redecoration of much of our house, we painted an abbreviated line from Henry David Thoreau’s Walden on the steps to the bathroom. It’s the first thing we see after waking up and walking out the bedroom door:

Morning is when the dawn is within me.

So imagine my delight when, sipping apple juice the next morning during breakfast at the hotel, I discovered the following saying from Thoreau on the paper doily under my glass:

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

Realizing that I was surrounded by aphorisms, I went looking for them. I found Ralph Waldo Emerson on the Do Not Disturb sign on the door handle:

My hours are peaceful centuries.

­and Saint Augustine on the cover of the hotel directory:

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

This immersive aphoristic experience got me thinking about which sayings I would choose if I had to place one on each of the objects in my house. On my earbuds, T.S. Eliot would be apt:

We are the music while the music lasts.

On my bookshelves, Arthur Schopenhauer:

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents.

And on a Post-­it note permanently affixed to my forehead:

Writing is thinking.

Thanks to my colleagues in the Harvard Kennedy School’s Communications Program for inviting me to do a talk on political aphorisms. From the form’s beginnings in ancient China and Egypt, aphorisms have always been about governing — how to govern the self, the state, society. In Egypt, rulers like Ptah-Hotep set down collections of aphorisms to be used as moral instruction manuals for the sons who would inherit their kingdoms…

He that obeys becomes one obeyed.

In China, the I Ching is a book of governance, and in the Tao te Ching Lao Tzu has lots to say about how best to govern a country or community…

Ruling a large kingdom is like cooking a small fish; the less handled the better.

Muhammad ibn Zafar Al-Siqilli was known in his lifetime as “The Sicilian Wanderer” because he left his native Sicily to roam the Maghreb searching for an Arab prince who would put his political teachings into practice. He didn’t have much luck. After traveling back and forth between Sicily and northern Africa, al-Siqilli finally settled in Syria, where he died in poverty and without an official position. Al-Siqilli’s story has much in common with those of Confucius and Machiavelli: All three sought and failed to achieve influential positions at court, and both al-Siqilli and Confucius lived the latter parts of their lives as itinerant sages in search of like-minded monarchs. Al-Siqilli had some important insights about political policy makers and policy advisors…

Counsel is the mirror of the intellect. If, therefore, you would like to know the capacity of anyone, ask for their advice.

Madame De Staël was also a great political aphorist:

When one does not know how to convince, one oppresses

as was Audre Lorde:

In our world, divide and conquer must become define and empower.

One professional category is conspicuously underrepresented in the history of the political aphorism — politicians themselves. That is no doubt because aphorisms are too provocative and confrontational for campaigning, when candidates are likely to opt for poetry, then of course reverting to non-aphoristic prose for governing. Two notable exceptions are Benjamin Disraeli, who twice served as British Prime Minister and helped create the modern British Conservative Party (on becoming Prime Minister, he observed: “I have climbed to the top of the greasy pole”):

The palace is not safe when the cottage is not happy

and Adlai Stevenson, who lost both the 1952 and 1956 presidential elections to Dwight D. Eisenhower. Eisenhower, in fact, used to tease Stevenson about the witty aphorisms he included in his speeches, and Stevenson replied, “I refuse to conform to the Republican law of gravity.” Stevenson’s aphorisms are still wickedly smart and apt today:

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.

If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Sometimes in the deafening clamor of political salesmanship, I’ve thought that the people might be better served if a party purchased a half hour of radio and TV silence during which the audience would be asked to think quietly for themselves.

After a whirlwind tour of 5,000 years of political aphorisms, the HKS group went into aphorism-writing mode, penning some astute sayings of their own…

From the tomb of Troy came the cradle of Rome. —Muneeb Ata

Even the Ivy League grows weeds. —Alison Kommer

When you go far enough everything is on the way back. — Surbhi Bharadwaj

This past summer Surbhi and some of her friends began spontaneously composing aphorisms, including the one above, and recording them on video. The video shows the political nature of the aphorism in its purest form. The word ‘political’ comes from the Greek polites, meaning ‘citizen’, which in turn comes from polis, meaning ‘city-state’. Like politics, aphorisms pertain to public life and governance in three main ways:

• They are a popular, grass-roots form — of the people, by the people, for the people — composed by citizens much more often than they are composed by political leaders
• They are part of the tradition of persuasive rhetoric, like the shortest possible political policy memo, devised as solutions to shared problems, challenges, or opportunities
• They are originally oral and often delivered in public, like the shortest possible political speech

Check out Surbhi and co.’s aphorism mash up vid below!

Vladimir Putin is out with his latest annual calendar, which attempts to portray the Russian dictator in various manly, domestic, and statesmanlike settings. Each page of the calendar is accompanied by an attempt to portray the Russian dictator saying some vaguely manly, domestic, and statesmanlike thing, such as this oblique reference to Putin’s barbaric war against Ukraine: “Russia’s border never ends.” More accurate would be to accompany each picture with an aphorism from William Ralph Inge, dean of St. Paul’s Cathedral in London from 1911 until his death in 1954, such as these…

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he can’t sit on it.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.

While at the Charleston Literary Festival, I visited the International African American Museum, located on the site of Gadsden’s Wharf, the arrival point in the U.S. for as many as 100,000 enslaved Africans. There I saw one of the stoneware jugs made by the enslaved potter David Drake. During the time Drake was at work in Edgefield, South Carolina, an area known for its stoneware, literacy was illegal for enslaved people. So it was a remarkable and dangerous act of defiance for him to write on his jars and jugs. He did it anyway, adding aphoristic couplets on moral, spiritual, and practical themes to his vessels.

Give me silver or; either gold

though they are dangerous; to our soul

I wonder where is all my relations

Friendship to all – and every nation

While in DC for a talk at Politics and Prose, I dropped by the Phillips Collection, where I sat in the Rothko room for a rumination and also spotted “Girl Writing” (1941) by Milton Avery, a poignant depiction of the composition process…

Here are three more recent podcasts about all things aphoristic, with some conversation highlights indicated by time signatures… Once again I’m grateful for the chance to talk about The World in A Phrase on these wonderful podcasts and thank the hosts for their close readings and fun, provocative questions.

On The Spectator Book Club Podcast, the conversation with host Sam Leith covered everything from why aphorisms are like intellectual puzzles (3:24-5:34) to how aphorists stay lighthearted through dark humor (27:25-32:06) to key female aphorists in the history of the form (30:35-32:06)

On Lit with Charles, host Charles Pignal and I talked about What Walden means to me — and to the history of the aphorism — and why Henry David Thoreau is still relevant today

How James Joyce’s idea of the epiphany is related to aphorisms and how realizing Ulysses was funny helped me finally understand the book

Why some aphorisms work without words

On The Decision-Making Studio Podcast, with host Ben Cattaneo, we explored aphorisms as heuristic devices (9:21-14:09), aphorisms as decision-making manuals (20:22-24:32), aphorisms and improvisation via Wynton Marsalis (32:58-34:53), and what thinking aphoristically means to me (1:03:10-1:04:12)

I’m grateful for the chance to talk about The World in A Phrase on some wonderful podcasts, ranging widely in their focus — from heuristics to philosophy to linguistics. Here are three recent podcasts about all things aphoristic, with some conversation highlights indicated by time signatures…

On From Nowhere to Nothing, a podcast looking at abstract ideas and cultural issues with a down-to-earth demeanor and willingness to explore, I talked with hosts Joel Bouchard and Norman Gayford about, among other aphoristic matters …

Why aphorisms are novellas in sentence form (10:06-12:42)

Aphorisms as provocations that elicit that all-important philosophical “hmm…” (21:58-24:52)

Metaphysical fables and koans as aphorisms (29:20-30:31)

On Linguistically Aware, about all things linguistics from the University of Calgary campus radio station, I talked with host Brooklyn Sheppard about …

Aphorisms as holograms (17:40-18:45)

Why the most difficult thing to find is the way to signposts (33:46-38:03)

How life consists of what a person is thinking of all day (39:54-41:48)

On the Human Risk podcast, which explores human risk and how to mitigate it, I talked with host Christian Hunt about …

Why aphorisms are joyful (12:03-14:32)

The aphorism “A hero is no braver than an ordinary person…” (26:22-28:20)

How the Ukrainian government uses aphorisms as memes (37:32-40:34)

Why aphorisms are not a highbrow art form (53:29-56:03)

AI and aphorisms as prompts (56:42-1:01:56)

… is a question often heard when talking about how to define an aphorism and distinguish it from all the other kinds of short sayings out there. So, if my 5 Laws of the Aphorism do not suffice, here’s a handy field guide to spotting the difference between an aphorism and a …

What is the difference between an aphorism and an adage?
An adage is a variation on a proverb and feels slightly hackneyed. An aphorism is always fresh.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an apothegm?
An apothegm is an anecdote, usually concerning historical persons and often set in antiquity, which may or may not have an aphorism as its punchline.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an axiom?
An axiom is a self-evident proposition, usually on which an argument or theory is based. An axiom must be true, or at least believed to be true. Aphorisms can contradict each other.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a bromide?
Potassium bromide is used in medicine as a sedative. Literary bromides have the same effect.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a dictum?
A dictum is meant to settle an issue or pronounce a verdict. An aphorism incites debate.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an epigram?
Epigrams usually rhyme, are often funny and cynical, and are always intended to castigate or criticize a rival. When they are also philosophical, they are aphorisms.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an epithet?
An epithet is a nickname, or a descriptive phrase characteristic of a particular individual. While an aphorism is also specific, its application can be extended to encompass groups — of people, things, or situations.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an euphemism?
A euphemism is a clever, delicate phrase that expresses what you mean without actually saying it; an aphorism says exactly what you mean in precisely those words that best express it.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an euphuism?
Euphuism is a term used to describe the ornate, embellished, verbose style of Elizabethan writers like John Lyly. A euphuism is typically overly-long but also strangely beautiful. If you took a page of euphuistic prose, brought it to a low boil, and let it simmer overnight, you would wake up with an aphorism.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a fragment?
A fragment is a piece of writing that is, deliberately or involuntarily, left unfinished. An aphorism is complete in itself, the first (or last, per Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) link in a long chain of thought.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a haiku?
A haiku is impressionistic, imagistic, usually leaving an emotion or feeling rather than a thought in its wake. An aphorism, while often deploying startling imagery, always provokes thought in addition to emotion and feeling.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an idiom?
An idiom is a short metaphorical expression that cannot be understood through a literal interpretation of its constituent words; e.g. He “kicked the bucket.” An aphorism is also short and often metaphorical, but it is almost always a full sentence (rather than just an expression) whose meaning is usually not literal but can be discovered through analogy; e.g. “It is hard to dismount from a tiger.”

What is the difference between an aphorism and a joke?
An aphorism is a joke shorn of everything but the punch line.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a maxim?
A great maxim is also an aphorism. An inferior maxim is merely a rule of conduct.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a motto?
Aphorisms can — and should! — be used as mottoes, but not all mottoes are aphorisms. Run-of-the-mill mottoes are simply statements of belief or principles of conduct.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a nostrum?
Originally, a nostrum was defined as a medicine prescribed by a quack. Literary nostrums are psychic snake oil.

What is the difference between an aphorism and an old saw?
An aphorism gleams with the sharpest of wit; an old saw is rusty and no longer cuts it.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a parable?
A parable is an anecdote, usually fictitious and mostly of a spiritual or moral nature, that may or may not have an aphorism within it that sums up its lesson.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a platitude?
An aphorism shakes you up, unnerves you; a platitude is trite and induces complacency. A platitude is a placebo for the mind; an aphorism is an electric shock.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a precept?
A precept is a motto intended for personal use.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a proverb?
The author of an aphorism is known; the author of a proverb is long forgotten. Proverbs are aphorisms that have had the identity of the author worn away from frequent use.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a quip?
A quip has a shelf life of about 15 minutes. An aphorism is immortal.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a quotation?
A quotation is just something somebody said.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a saying?
“Saying” is a generic term for all these types of expressions, including aphorisms.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a soundbite?
A soundbite is just something some politician said.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a slogan?
A slogan is a motto intended for corporate use.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a truism?
A truism is a platitude presented as if it was a brilliant new discovery.

What is the difference between an aphorism and a witticism?
A witticism, like an aphorism, can achieve immortality, but it is just funny rather than philosophical.

Thanks to everyone at the Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia for hosting me and The World in A Phrase on November 21. And thanks to everyone who turned out to juggle words, ideas, and balls — especially those who were not genetically related to me and hence not legally obligated to show up.

There was a blank sheet selected from the globe, and the subject was: Sports, the same subject chosen when the blank sheet came out of the globe at the Charleston Literary Festival. I came up with the timeless wisdom of Johan Cruijff, a Dutch soccer star whose distinctive sayings have been given their own name: Cruijffisms.

Without the ball, you can’t win.

Before I make a mistake, I do not make that mistake.

Every disadvantage gots its advantage.

Cruijff is like a Dutch Yogi Berra, an inadvertent aphorist whose philosophical nonsequitirs are spontaneous rather than deliberate. And the choice of Sports as a subject gave me the chance to share some of my favorite Berra-isms, too…

Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t go to yours.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It’s déjà vu all over again.

And, of course, my favorite Yogi anecdote: Once in an Italian restaurant, Berra was asked if he wanted his pizza cut into four or eight slices. “Four,” he said. “I don’t think I can eat eight.”

In other aphorism-related news, Hannah Murray at Talk Radio Europe’s TRE in the Afternoon had me on for a wide-ranging discussion about the book. You can listen here:

I always add an aphorism-on-request when signing books, but sometimes it takes a sec (see image below) for me to think of one. And, sometimes, I need to consult a reference book (my own) to get the citation right. This happened in Philly with the subject Music, such an important theme for which I should have an aphorism at hand. Anyway, I eventually found one in Geary’s Guide, by Hugo von Hofmannsthal:

Painting changes space into time; music time into space.

Thanks to everyone at the hallowed and historic Mechanics Hall in Portland, ME for hosting me and The World in A Phrase on Nov 18, to The Rabkin Foundation for helping make the evening possible, and to Back Cove Books for moving the merch. And thanks to the Portland peeps who came out to juggle words, ideas, and balls.

Every talk is different, because I put different aphorisms into the globe and because every time different aphorisms come out of the globe. There was no blank sheet selected from the globe at Mechanics Hall, but there was lots of conversation about and exchange of aphorisms — going on well after my talk officially ended. Just two of the memorable sayings shared and originated by members of the audience…

Good things happen when you get out of the house

excellent parental advice from an aphoristically-inclined dad, and

Hold the handlebars loosely

this latter aphorism by Mary Louise Schumacher, executive director of The Rabkin Foundation.

This one by author Ruha Benjamin is from a talk she gave at the Charleston Literary Festival:

Resistance is fertile.

And Bradley Shingleton, who was kind enough to attend my talk at Politics and Prose in DC and throw out the ceremonial first juggling ball, is teaching a continuing education class this winter on aphorisms. (Why didn’t I think of that?!) Bradley is also an aphorist, and here are a few of the sayings he shared with me…

Some knots should be loosened slowly rather than cut quickly.

Worrying about insomnia keeps me awake at night.

It takes at least two people to create loneliness.

In other aphorism-related news, NPR’s L. Carol Ritchie wrote an ode to the passing of the penny in which she lists some of the penny-centric sayings inspired by this humble coin — ‘in for a penny, in for a pound’, etc… She asked me why I thought the penny was so proverbial, such a rich image for aphorisms, which prompted these thoughts and an aphorism…

I think the penny lends itself to aphorisms because they are both small — the aphorism is the shortest form of literature, and the penny is the smallest monetary denomination. Though pennies and aphorisms are both small, they both contain a lot of value, which is where I think so many of the common expressions involving pennies come from … a penny for your thoughts, the penny dropped, a penny saved is a penny earned. An aphorism collection is in many ways like the jar of pennies so many of us collected as kids; keep adding to your collection long enough, and you’ll find yourself unexpectedly wealthy when you start counting the pennies and unexpectedly wise when you start recounting the aphorisms.

Put a penny on your prison floor. Now you live in a vault.

This aphorism is by JPJ, a mysterious aphorist about whom nothing is known apart from the fact that the author self-published a book in 2009 called Last Aphorisms. I like this aphorism because it suggests how we can transform negative situations by bringing some kind of value to them ourselves. If we find ourselves imprisoned in an unsatisfying circumstance, bring something worthwhile to it and that will transform both the circumstance and the way we regard the circumstance.

Finally, in still other aphorism-related news, Seán Moncrieff had me on his Newstalk radio show in Ireland to banter a bit about aphorisms…