Dražen Jergović is an electrical engineer by profession and an aphorist by vocation. He is the author of three books of humor/satire — Rideamus, The Key to (Un)Success and The Diary of a Niggler — and leads workshops on writing short humorous/satirical pieces for both children and adults. Based in Zagreb, Croatia, he is vice-president of the Association of Croatian Aphorists and Humorists (UHAH) and the Association of Artists August Šenoa as well as the founding editor-in-chief of the online magazine Uh!Aha. A selection of Dražen’s aphorisms…

The unemployed get a break all day, the employed only get half an hour.

A book is practically the only object you can leave anywhere without fear of someone stealing it.

Where the blood is hot, the head must be cool.

Where there is much to do, few are interested.

Filling our pockets, we empty our hearts.

The past is before us.