Aphorisms by Zoran T. Popovic
The Balkans is surely the most prolific place on earth for aphorists… Zoran T. Popovic was born in Sombor, Serbia, and now lives and works in Pancevo, near Belgrade. He’s been writing satire since 1986 and has published six books of aphorisms, including Organized Decadence (1994), Aphorisms and Other Tales (2002), and Connected Opinions (2004). In true Balkan tradition, Popovic’s aphorisms are filled with bitterness and bile, particularly in regard to politics and human nature. Yet these dark musings are ringed by a brittle satirical laugh that redeems things, but only a little bit.
Man is no longer an endangered species; even cannibals have switched to a healthier diet.
Sisyphus was promoted at work. He got a bigger stone.
Justice is on my side; the judge is my friend!
The condemned man’s last wish: Hang my lawyer!
I have only one fault: I am not perfect.