Aphorisms by Gregory Gash and Aron Vigushin
Aphorists are everywhere, at work in every language, in every culture. But they often labor on the fringes, since aphorisms are still largely an unheralded literary genre—despite the fact that everybody uses aphorisms every day. It’s especially difficult to get hold of aphorisms written in other languages. Yes, La Rochefoucauld has been translated into zillions of foreign tongues. But what about contemporary practitioners who can’t find foreign publishers for their latest aphoristic blockbuster? It’s always a pleasure to present aphorists working in languages other than English. So without further ado, here are two contemporary Russian aphorists for your delectation. All aphorisms translated from the Russian by Aron Vigushin.
By Gregory Gash
Work—the only bad habit people want to get rid of.
Stupidity is like an umbrella; touch it and it opens.
By Aron Vigushin
Truth—a provisional agreement between opposing sides.
Resume—a lie that lands you a real job.
Advertising—bragging for which the buyer pays.
History—a science that describes past events from the present point of view.