Aphorisms by Zoran Doderovic

Zoran Doderovic lives in Novi Sad, Serbia, where he writes short stories, aphorisms and haiku. The former editor of Haiku Moment and Haiku Informator, he is also the author of a book of haiku, Poisoned River (2000), and contributed to the anthologies Crosswinds (2003) and PreZENt Anecdote (2006). In his aphorisms, Mr. Doderovic gives the kinder, gentler notion of haiku a decidedly darker Balkan twist…

 

At the police station, I found out how much injustice hurts.

 

An elevator is a metaphor of life; you’ll understand when you get stuck.

 

Privatization has yielded visible results: Beggars on every corner.

 

Those educated by police batons fear butterflies’ shadows.

 

When the moment of truth came, no one noticed.

Aphorisms by Michael Curran

Michael Curran’s aphoristic role models are La Rochefoucauld and Pascal so his sayings are, he writes, “rather serious and dark rather than witty or pointed.” His subjects are similarly La Rochefoucauld-like and Pascalesque: psychology, self-interest, pride, vice, virtue. Mr. Curran’s aphorisms are available on his blog Sentences, where the collection can also be downloaded as an ebook. A selection follows…

You don’t glimpse how shallow some people are, till they unfold their deepest beliefs.

Thinking’s the disease. More thinking’s the cure.

Sentimentalists don’t pretend to feel a real emotion, they sincerely feel a confected one.

Flattery, like fornication, can be decently done only in private between no more than two people.

Poets make an art of strange conjunctions, which they yoke together with bands of assonance.

Chance will choose your interests, and your interests choose all else for you.

More Aphorisms by Eino Vastaranta

I first blogged about Eino Vastaranta’s aphorisms in 2010. He lives and blogs in Helsinki. This new selection is from his book Vastalauseita (‘Objections’ or ‘Protests’ in English), which contains 300 aphorisms and was published last year, as well as some sayings he intends to publish in his next collection.

 

From a bird’s-eye view we’re all shitheads.

 

People and animals are tortured because they don’t talk.

 

Natural diversity increases, thanks to mutations.

 

Supporters of nuclear power tilt against windmills.

 

A gift for someone who has everything? A sense of proportion.

 

The exclamation mark: a cannon shooting its own ankle.

 

What you want done unto you you have to do yourself.

Still More Aphorisms by Marty Rubin

I’ve blogged about Marty Rubin’s aphorisms thrice before, in 2009, 2011 and 2012. Here’s a few more recent aphorisms, from Out of Context: pieces of a life.

 

He who is not an enigma to himself doesn’t know himself.

 

Dreams were the first movies.

 

Imagination, to really soar, must keep one foot on the ground.

 

Birds don’t fly because they’re in a hurry.

 

Serbian Aphorisms for Children

Serbian aphorist Aleksander Cotric (Geary’s Guide, p. 30), whom I blogged about in 2009 and 2010, sends selections from the anthology of Serbian aphorisms for children he edited. Parental guidance suggested…

 

Many things were not finished because they were not started. —Jovan Jovanovic Zmal (1833-1904)

 

Just go on reading books and you will end up being the same as those who wrote them. —Dusan Radovic (1922-1984)

 

Parents make mistakes. No wonder children get beaten. —Dragan Susic (1932-2009)

 

Where are you, my father, to give me another piece of advice I will not follow? —Branislav Crncevic (1933-2011)

 

When I am not noticed, I pretend not to be there. —Savo Martinovic (1935)

 

I walked Marina home today. Why doesn’t she live farther? —Zoran Stanojevic (1942)

 

I don’t know how old I am. It changes every year. —Zoran T. Popovic (1957)

 

When my father doesn’t want to talk to me, I know what he would like to say. —Aleksander Cotric (1966)