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Albert Camus, p. 322

No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.

belongs to Samuel Johnson, of course. My thanks once again to Marty Rubin for spotting the error.

Steven Wright, p. 67

Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire

... is, in fact, by George Bernard Shaw. My thanks to Marty Rubin for spotting the error.

Napoleon, p. 95
Napoleon was, of course, quoting Mathew 6"34 when he said:

Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

William Ralph Inge, p. 157
Inge said many wise and wonderful things, but

“There are no rewards or punishments — only consequences

was apparently not one of them; that honor belongs to Robert G. Ingersoll.

Anatole France, p. 190
Apologies for spelling Nobel Prize as “Noble Prize.” Very sloppy, indeed. My thanks to Sherry Dalton for spotting these errors.

updated April 8, 2008
Samuli Paronen, p. 51
The Samuli Paronen Prize is not awarded to the best Finnish writer of aphorisms but for lifetime achievement in the art of the aphorism. My thanks to Sami Feiring, chairman of the Finnish Aphorism Association, for spotting the error.

updated Jan. 30, 2008
Shakespeare, p. 213
Two Shakespearean aphorisms have inadvertently been printed as one:

Our will and fates do so contrary run
That our devices still are overthrown.

is from Hamlet, while

What fates impose, that men must needs abide;
It boots not to resist both wind and tide.

is from Henry VI. The couplets should, of course, be separate. My thanks to Glenn Ellmers for spotting the error.

Oct. 22, 2007
Edmund Burke, p. 71
Apparently, Burke did not say

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing

and nobody knows who did. This just in: Ed Ciolkosz, who diligently manages three different quotation sites on the Web, has sourced the following from aphorism-lover John Stuart Mill (On Education, 1867) as the closest thing to the alleged Burke saying he has ever come across:

Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends than that good men should look on and do nothing.

updated Oct. 4, 2007
Gandhi, p.  87–88
Contrary to what I have in the book, and what I said in an interview on All Things Considered,

Hate the sin and love the sinner

is, in fact, an aphorism by St. Augustine (Opera Omnia, vol II. col. 962, letter 211). Literally translated, it reads:

With love for mankind and hatred of sins.

There is also a version in Augustine’s City of God. My thanks to Michel F. Bertucci and Rob Montone for correcting my error.

updated Sept. 28, 2007
Back cover
Due to a publisher’s error, two attributions on the back cover were transposed. Cicero wrote

Politicians are not born; they are excreted

and Johannes Eckhart wrote

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was ‘Thank you,’ that would suffice.

Elbert Hubbard, p. 37
Bessie Anderson Stanley is the actual author of

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much.

Edmund Burke, p. 71
Apparently, Burke did not say

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing

and nobody knows who did.

Albert Einstein, p. 82

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen


Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts

are said by at least one Einstein expert to be inauthentic.

Benjamin Franklin, p. 120

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately

was probably said by Robert Penn (William Penn’s grandson), not Franklin. William Penn himself was an accomplished aphorist, so maybe his grandson inherited the gift.

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Omar Khayyam, p. 152
In the second Khayyam quatrain quoted on this page, I mistakenly typed "they" instead of "thy". The second line of the quoted section should therefore read: "Moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit". Thanks to Phillip Martin for catching this.

updated May 25, 2008
Friedrich Nietzsche, p. 116
I misspelled Mr. Knievel’s first name: It’s Evel, not Evil. But I’ll never forget the Snake River Canyon jump …

updated April 8, 2008
Mark Twain, p. 142
It was actually a silver rush, not a gold one, that Twain was trying to cash in on. My thanks to Jason Zweig for setting me straight.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, p. 188
“Superceded” is correctly spelled “superseded.” Oops. Thanks to Joseph F. Conti for cetting me straight.


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Albert Einstein, p. 82
"Once you accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy" has never been successfully sourced as a genuine Einstein aphorism. My thanks to Sara Bader for establishing this and alerting me to the fact.

Honore de Balzac, p. 11
“Behind every great fortune is a crime” is apparently a paraphrase of Balzac’s original French.

Abraham Lincoln, p. 28
The attribution of “Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be” to Lincoln is disputed.

Voltaire, p. 63
Voltaire’s death-bed response when asked to renounce Satan and accept God, “Now is no time to be making new enemies,” is also attributed to others as famous last words.

Bernard Baruch, p. 70
Baruch may not have been the first to say “If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

Carl von Clause­witz, p. 75
The phrase “fog of war” (not an aph­orism) is a cond­en­sation of what Von Clause­witz actually wrote.

Albert Einstein, p. 82
Einstein did say, “Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school,” but attributed the saying to someone else. Others before him are alleged to have coined the definition of insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson, p. 85 and p. 303
No source has been found in Emerson’s works for “What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.” Ditto for “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

Gandhi, p. 87–88
The attribution to Gandhi of “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind” and possibly “You must be the change you wish to see in the world” is said to be doubtful.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., p. 90
The remark (not an aphorism) “Oh, to be seventy again!” has been attributed to others in addition to Holmes.

Abraham Lincoln, p. 93
Variations of “It is better to stay silent and let people think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt” have also been attributed to others.

Eleanor Roosevelt, p. 98
“A woman is like a teabag—only in hot water do you realize how strong she is” and “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”: If the former First Lady said these things at all (there is apparently no written record), she may not have been the first.

Harry S. Truman, pp. 105–106
President Truman was a frequent invoker of Anatole’s Axiom. Truman did say “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit” and “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen” and “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours” (and possibly “Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it”)—but he was in all likelihood not the first.

Anne-Louise- Germaine Necker, Baroness de Staël-Holstein, p. 139
Baroness de Staël-Holstein is alleged not to have been the first to say, “The more I see of men the more I like dogs.”

George Bernard Shaw, p. 214
Shaw’s authorship of “Youth is wasted on the young” is disputed.

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Friedrich Ni­e­t­z­sc­he, p. 116–117
I state that “Ni­e­t­z­sc­he never even tried to create a logically coherent body of thought” but Erik Hunsaker points out that "it was his consuming thought to do so and he failed."

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A Brief Discourse on Anatole’s Axiom

“It’s really a person’s mistakes that make him endearing,” Goethe wrote. Well, dear readers, I trust that this list of corrections and clarifications will serve to further endear Geary’s Guide to you.

Misquotation and misattribution are the greatest banes of the gnomologist, and this page is devoted to correcting the errors I have made and clarifying cases where attribution is unclear or disputed. There are some 350 aphorists and around 4,000 aphorisms in Geary’s Guide, so I was bound to make some mistakes. This page will be updated as often as necessary to correct those mistakes. I also invite readers to (gently) point out any errors in the book they may discover by contacting me through the Aphorism Alert section of this site.

One of the challenges of gnomology is discovering who coined an aphorism first. This task is made all the more difficult because of what I call Anatole’s Axiom, which was laid down by French novelist Anatole France and goes like this ...

When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.

Aphorists are excellent copyists, often consciously or unconsciously recycling the sayings of other aphorists. As Alfred North Whitehead (at least, I think it was him) observed, “Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.” Benjamin Franklin was a prolific practitioner of Anatole’s Axiom, regularly plagiarizing other people's sayings and proverbs—and usually improving them in the process.

A good example of Anatole’s Axiom at work can be found on pages 15–16 of Geary’s Guide. Josh Billings most definitely did write: “It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so." And Mark Twain also certainly said or wrote something to the effect of, “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain't so," though there is no consensus on the exact form of words he used. Twain may also have adapted “The difference between the almost–right word and the right word is really a large matter—it’s the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning” from Billings. In cases like these, I invoke Anatole’s Axiom: Authorship is awarded as long as the aphorist actually said or wrote the aphorism, even if he or she did not originate it.

My concern is not so much with who said or wrote things first as with who said or wrote things best, and in what form. (Of course, authors must first demonstrate their own aphoristic ability before they can avail themselves of Anatole’s Axiom; otherwise, they are just “citing” rather than “saying.”) This is why Parallel Lines—instances in which an aphorism from one author has been reiterated, reinterpreted or subverted by other authors—are scattered throughout the book. After all, variation is the true originality—an aphorism I thought I came up with until I included Holbrook Jackson’s “Originality is only variation” in my book...

I gratefully acknowledge the following sources in preparing these corrections and clarifications:

  • The Quote Verifier by Ralph Keyes
  • The Penguin International Thesaurus of Quotations, compiled by Rhoda Thomas Tripp